Date: 2009-03-29 20:21 Subject: The Rotfang Conspiracy Files, Hermione Granger [Harry Potter], PG Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

(I really thought I had already posted this here. Whoops?)

Title: The Rotfang Conspiracy Files
Author: cranberry_crash
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Warnings: Vague Deathly Hallows spoilers
Prompt: 54) The trouble with man is twofold. He cannot learn the truths which are too complicated; he forgets truths which are too simple. -- Rebecca West.
Notes: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling. Originally written for Femgenficathon 2008 over on LJ. Thanks to DS for the beta.

Summary: Twenty very short stories about how Hermione Granger got her groove back.

( The dental floss is a red herring. )

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Date: 2007-11-07 19:11 Subject: Fic: Tea with the Dark Lord (Luna Lovegood, Death Eaters; PG) Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

Title: Tea with the Dark Lord
Author: cranberry_crash
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Warnings: Deathly Hallows spoilers
Notes: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling. Originally written for Femgenficathon 2007 over on LJ. Thanks to rufus for the beta.
Prompt: 52. Talent is like electricity. We don't understand electricity. We use it. You can plug into it and light up a lamp, keep a heart pump going, light a cathedral, or you can electrocute a person with it. -- Maya Angelou.
Summary: Luna Lovegood is good at telling stories.

( Luna is not Scheherazade, and she cannot keep the Death Eaters entranced for a thousand and one nights )

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Date: 2007-08-23 21:40 Subject: Fic: Expeditions in the Attic (Neville and Augusta Longbottom; G) Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

Title: Expeditions in the Attic
Author: cranberry_crash
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Characters: Neville and Augusta Longbottom, with appearances by Frank and Alice
Warnings: None
Summary: Gran takes Neville on an adventure
Notes: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling. Originally written for mosaic in the HP Summergen 2007 exchange on LJ. With many thanks to rufus for the beta.

(  it wouldn't be a proper archaeological excavation if it wasn't a little bit dirty  )

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Date: 2007-08-03 15:34 Subject: Testing... Security: Public Tags: lj exodus

Hi!

More to come soon; will probably re-post old fic here later.

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Date: 2007-02-12 20:36 Subject: Fic: The Last Horcrux (Harry, Ron, Hermione; G) Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

Title: The Last Horcrux
Author: cranberry_crash
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Ship/Characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione (gen)
Summary: Hermione has a theory. Harry just needs to learn to chew with his mouth closed.

Notes: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling. Written for the third round of McKay's Candy Is Dandy Challenge (prompt: "Harry and sherbet lemons"). Approx. 800 words.

( Imagine the sort of perverse pleasure Voldemort would get from using Dumbledore's beloved sherbet lemons for his own nefarious purposes! )

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Date: 2006-12-25 00:56 Subject: [fic] Luna vs. the Nargles (Humbuggery's First Official Challenge entry) Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

Title: Luna vs. the Nargles
Author: cranberry_crash
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: G
Ship/Characters: Luna, ensemble (gen)
Summary: Luna doesn't understand why people keep hanging up mistletoe. Don't they know about the nargles?

Notes: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling. Written for humbuggery's First Official Challenge (prompt: "Luna vs. the Nargles"). Luna's line to Harry is lifted directly from Ch. 21 of OotP. Approx. 1200 words. Thanks to rufus for the beta.

( It's just mistletoe. People kiss under it. )

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Date: 2006-11-05 23:27 Subject: Fic: To Rule the World (Petunia, Harry; G) Security: Public Tags: fic-hp

Title: To Rule the World
Author: cranberry_crash
Word Count: 449
Rating: G
Prompt: omniocular November Challenge Day 4, "There are thousands of good reasons why magic doesn't rule the world. They're called witches and wizards." -- Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter etc. belong to JK Rowling.

( Petunia sees magic everywhere, insidious, creeping into things she had once considered safe. )

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