Age Statement:cranberry_crash is a legal adult who falls somewhere in the 26-35 age demographic.
cranberry_crash is a veteran of the Cosmopolitan Wars, most notably at the Battle of Thanksgiving Bulge, where she bravely fought off the gravy hordes using only a martini glass and a pie server. She brought peace to the people of Cape Cod and Screwdriver by introducing the Madras Compromise.
cranberry_crash plays well with others, particularly apples, grapes, and raspberries. Some people think she's too sweet, but that's usually because they've only met her diluted, corn-syrup imposters. 100% cranberry_crash has just the right amount of bite.
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